Lessons In Logic

LESSONS IN LOGIC

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity



I was born intelligent
education ruined me....



Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect..
so why practice



If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?



Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.



How come "abbreviated" is such a long word



Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa..



One should love animals.
They are so tasty



Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life..



The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.



Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.